It's too late. They've abandoned us.

Hello, I'm Lily and I don't even know anymore.

I feel like shit most of the time so this isn't the happiest place to be,sorry. I have a terrible Yorkshire accent and I need to learn when to shut up.
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drunktrophywife:

babyferaligator:

how much do friends cost

$420.69

kafkai:

dilated:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.

And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me

things I want to do with u

  • spoon
  • make grilled cheese
  • watch dumb movies
  • make a blanket fort
  • maybe kiss or something
  • take selfies
  • hold hands
  • dance to cute music
  • go for walks outside
  • go on adventures
  • try new things
  • star gaze
  • have awesome sex
  • be that ‘cute amazing’ couple
  • wake you up at 3am to fuck your brains out

candyredterezii:

I fucking LOVE earth day Im going to stick a TREE up my ASS

hamburgay:

there’s a me in lame for a reason

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

oomshi:

vegay:

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

this can be taken two ways

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

whorville:

I don’t have the patients to be a doctor

holycrap245:

"Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, but to slide in sideways, totally worn out, shouting holy shit what a ride!"

clusterphoque:

do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who thinks these things and that the people around you aren’t just faces meant to fill up your life but they’re actually really deep people who have a lot more to them than you ever actually even think about