It's too late. They've abandoned us.

Hello, I'm Lily and I don't even know anymore.

I feel like shit most of the time so this isn't the happiest place to be,sorry. I have a terrible Yorkshire accent and I need to learn when to shut up.
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fajitastic:

'do it for the vine'

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  • me: i want the thing
  • someone: i'll buy you the thing
  • me: nonono i can't let you do that

celebritity:

gender: ugly

nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

kingschultzies:

♫ im on the highway to heck 

shrekjpeg:

when u excited about something and ur friend isntimage

oomshi:

dongboarding:

oomshi:

eat my ass

My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first

I respect that